Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Let me cuddle you in my cold, hard armrest

My good friend Tyler and his wife lives near Duluth Minnesota and are currently on the lookout for a fine specimen of a couch. Of course they found some gems that were too good to pass up. Sadly they can't buy them all, so here's a little taste of the cream of the crop from cowtown Minnesota.


For $125 you can enjoy this wooden Hide A Bed with a custom faux Native American print. Makes you just wanna snuggle up to that hard wooden arm rest, doesn't it?

Sleep tight, dear readers!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Hey kids! This fine piece of children's furniture for sale in Detroit would look great in ANY living room. Have out of town guests and worried about their bladder control? For $10, this couch is a bargain. The seller says this couch has a couple of "spots," but we all know that spots=FUN, isn't that right?


Ride 'Em Cowboy!

Howdy pardners! M.M. Garcia from Portland, Oregon was kind enough to send me these beauties, stored deep within the walls of the good ol' U S of A!

This "horn sofa" comes to us all the way from Fayetetville Alabama. The horns and cowhide are indeed real, but the seller would like you to know "just a little worn." You could stage your own rodeo on this specimen for just $500.


This log beauty comes to us from Fargo North Dakota and it can be yours for just $1,200. What a bargain! The fabric is a nice natural hunting scenario complete with bucks, bulls and doe and even comes with a complimentary toddler. Best part about this couch - the seller refers to it as "funrature." (I assume that means functional AND fun!) Who needs a futon when you can sit on your very own LOG CABIN!


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

April Showers Bring Floral Couches

Palm trees are so drab, and tulips bloom only once per year. This beautiful floral number will make any Spring yard look like a million bucks!


Self-Made Cupholders

This lovely couch is up for FREE on Craigslist RIGHT NOW in Seattle's U-District. The owners of the couch would like you to know: "Can seat 2-3 people, has self-made cup holders..."

Well gee golly! That's some damn innovation right there.


This couch won't last long, I guarantee it!

If A Couch Could be a Muse...

This couch is for sale in GRESHAM, Oregon - a lovely place known for it's bouquet of toothless prostitutes and methemphetamines.

What a gorgeous specimen!